I’m a Mouthy Housewife with a Cold
January 20th, 2012
I got hit hard by Austin’s cedar allergies yesterday, so today I look like whatever it is we’re now saying instead of “Nick Nolte’s mugshot.” (“Dog the Bounty Hunter’s prom photo”?)
But while I have no choice but to just sit here with a box of tissues and a metric ton of Benadryl coursing through my veins, you have something else you can do. And that’s click over to The Mouthy Housewives where today I’m spilling all of my deep dark secrets. Even the one about my real celebrity crush—it’s not who you think it is. JUST CLICK HERE.
If you need me in the meantime, I’ll be under the blankets petting my Breathe-Right nasal strip and sniffling.
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21 Comments
Add your own1. hokgardner | January 20th, 2012 at 1:54 pm
The cedar is wicked awful. I went out of town for the weekend, and when we landed back in Austin and the plane door opened, I started sneezing immediately.
2. Stasha | January 20th, 2012 at 4:55 pm
Hope you feel better by 8pm and no later!
3. Erin@MomyontheSpot | January 20th, 2012 at 7:45 pm
Feel better soon!!
4. Cait | January 21st, 2012 at 7:30 am
Feel better soon, Wendi! And be sure to let your kids post photos of “Mommy on Drugs” to instagram. So we can sympathize, of course…
5. Diane | January 21st, 2012 at 8:33 am
I have yet to find the perfect anti-cedar cocktail and my pharmacy had cut me off. I guess with my bloodshot eyes, raspy voice, and rapid snort they figure I’m cooking meth in my bathtub. Since I need a distraction, I’ll pop on over!
6. Kelley | January 21st, 2012 at 8:39 am
7. Kristen | January 21st, 2012 at 9:09 am
Poor thing. Feel better, or at least make sure you get the good kind of cold drugs that give you the awesome dreams.
8. dusty earth mother | January 21st, 2012 at 10:49 am
Oh shoot, we’re not saying “Nick Nolte’s mugshot” anymore? I’m always so behind. Feel better, honey, clicking over to read you on MH.
9. Liz @ PeaceLoveGuac | January 21st, 2012 at 2:55 pm
Sounds like you need a nice, long relaxing bath–in a tub of tequila.
Hang in there!
10. Leigh Ann | January 21st, 2012 at 10:31 pm
The cedar is on steroids this year. Last year zyrtec d was my miracle drug. This year? I think i got the placebos.
11. Peajaye | January 22nd, 2012 at 7:24 am
Are we now saying “Austin’s cedar allergies” instead of “6 boxes of Chardonnay”?
12. Rikki | January 22nd, 2012 at 9:24 am
Hope you get better soon!
Meanwhile, you could say you look like your little friend the puffer fish. On a bad day.
All better now?
13. julie gardner | January 23rd, 2012 at 3:11 pm
You kind of make it sound like petting Breathe-Right nasal strips is only for special occasions…
14. Tonya | January 23rd, 2012 at 3:16 pm
I think now it’s: Taylor from RHBH after a visit to her plastic surgeon
OR
Lindsey Lohan…anytime.
15. The Flying Chalupa | January 23rd, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Yet another reason you should move to the Bay Area. No cedar! And no mosquitos!
But also…no LTHS Football. I’m sorry, Wendi.
We do have non-competitive gypsy four-square. I’m not sure what that is.
16. Bejewell | January 23rd, 2012 at 7:09 pm
I’m looking a bit Nolte-esque myself these days. Cedar’s a bitch.
17. Invader_Stu | January 24th, 2012 at 7:43 am
Hope you feel better soon.
18. Alexandra | January 24th, 2012 at 10:46 am
Ugh.
Me and you both.
But I won’t go into detail with the contents of my sinuses here..
but, yeah, worst congestion every.
xo
19. Jen | January 24th, 2012 at 12:00 pm
Nightmare. I feel for you. I’m going to pop over to the Housewives and see who your crush is.
20. Adventures In Babywearing | January 26th, 2012 at 8:34 am
Hoping you’re feeling better soon!!
Steph
21. Brett Minor | January 26th, 2012 at 5:42 pm
I do fine this time of year, but the spring is awful for me. All the blooming plants put me in bed for weeks.
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