Leaky Boobs Mommy

The MotherEffen MotherEffer

Mommy Wants Meth

Mama’s Waiting 4 The DNA Test

Cialis, Chardonnay & C-Section Scars!

One Skankyass Mutha

The Drunk and Pregnant Fashionista

Mom 2 My Furry Kids

Detox Ain’t For Pussies Mom

Gymboree Slut

Escort Service Momz

Krazy Kompound Kidz!

Motherhood: On Parole

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The above piece of genius was co-written with the fabulous Marinka. I came up with the two funny ones; she came up with the ones that may personally offend you and your family.

If you’re going to BlogHer this week, please come by the panel I’ll be on with Jessica, Kelcey, Anna, Deb and Jenny, The Bloggess called “Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard.”  We’ll be talking about how to write humor and then we might make some balloon animals. Hope to see you there!