The Pita Pity
August 26th, 2008
What I Read On The Bag Of Pita Chips Before I Ate 30 Of Them:
Pita Chips: Now with Healthy Flaxseed!
You Gotta Try Our Delicious Flaxseed Crunch!
WWJD? Part The Red Sea, Then Eat These Rockin’ Flaxseed Pita Chips!
Do You Know That Angelina Jolie And Her 27 Kids Love Flaxseed?
And So Does Brad!
Flaxseed, Flaxseed, Flaxseed! Yum, Yum, Yum!
Seriously, If You Don’t Eat Flaxseed Chips, You’re A Drooling Moron Who Should Be Evaluated By A Mental Health Professional!
Pssttt….Flaxseed Makes Your Boobs Grow By Two Cup Sizes And Re-Perk!
Flaxseed: Kicking Wheat Germ’s Ass For Over 2 Million Years!
Oh, For The Love Of God, Put Down The Hot Dog You Tub Of Goo And Eat Some Of These Magical Flaxseed Chips Already!
What I Read On The Bag Of Pita Chips After I Ate 30 Of Them:
Flaxseed Has A Known Laxative Effect
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20 Comments
Add your own1. noreply@blogger.com (Marinka) | August 28th, 2008 at 9:00 am
For some reason, I thought Flaxseed was a shampoo. Which explains my hair.
2. noreply@blogger.com (Cyn) | August 28th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Flaxseed is the new Green Tea. Just wait for the flaxseed shampoo.
3. noreply@blogger.com (Angela) | August 28th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Nice!
4. noreply@blogger.com (SportsFan's Daughter) | August 28th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Dude, I can’t believe you stopped yourself at 30 chips. What kind of self control super hero are you?
-Anna Q
5. noreply@blogger.com (hokgardner) | August 28th, 2008 at 9:34 am
And there I was expecting the last line to be about how many calories or grams of fat are in 30 of them. I didn’t see that line coming.
6. noreply@blogger.com (Adam Riggins) | August 28th, 2008 at 9:46 am
What a crappy thing to discover. (sorry, couldn’t resist!)
7. noreply@blogger.com (Linda) | August 28th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
WHAT DID JESUS SAY AFTER EATING 30 ???
HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!
8. noreply@blogger.com (Denise) | August 28th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
OH NO!! Thanks for the head’s up!
)
9. noreply@blogger.com (Lady Weasel) | August 28th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
When I discovered flaxseed, I put it on everything. My Cheerios, my oatmeal… All in one day!
Later, I discovered, quite by accident, flaxseed has a very strong laxative effect.
O.o
10. noreply@blogger.com (MadMad) | August 29th, 2008 at 6:00 am
Oops! And HAHAHAHA! (And what’s up with all this posting? Are your kids back in school already or something?)
11. noreply@blogger.com (Orion) | August 29th, 2008 at 8:14 am
FLAX YOU, MAN!
NO! Go flax yourself!
I’m sick of all this flaxing stupidity.
What the flax is wrong with me?
12. noreply@blogger.com (TLCknits) | August 29th, 2008 at 8:23 am
That’s why I eat the Stacy’s Cinnamon/Sugar pita chips too, they then balance off the Flax
13. noreply@blogger.com (Judy Merrill Larsen) | August 29th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Thanks for giving me yet another reason to avoid flaxseed.
14. noreply@blogger.com (Deb) | August 29th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I just crapped myself reading this. hehehehe
15. noreply@blogger.com (Stefanie) | August 29th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
You say laxative effect like it’s a bad thing. I’m on my way to get some right now. Regularity Izza coming!
16. noreply@blogger.com (Bonnie the Boss) | August 30th, 2008 at 9:37 am
The hazards ao flax seed. Maybe if you ate them with lots of cheese on them it would balance out.
17. noreply@blogger.com (Cassie) | August 30th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
HA! Maybe I need some of those! I’m still, ah, a little backed up from that damn surgery. LOL!!!!
18. noreply@blogger.com (the mama bird diaries) | August 31st, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Girl, now i’m craving me some flaxseed!
19. noreply@blogger.com (Momma B) | September 2nd, 2008 at 6:35 am
After the morning I have had, I think my baby may have added flaxseed to her diet without telling me!
20. noreply@blogger.com (Lela) | September 2nd, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Duh. That’s why you’re supposed to dip them in Cheez Whiz. Duh!
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